wank mirage
when a tug hungry adolescent see’s a discarded glossy magazine or sunday supplement in a bush or bin and mistakenly identifies it as a p-rno.
“i fell victim to a w-nk mirage the other day….turned out to be the latest issue of we love telly (free with the daily mirror”
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