Wank Mit
a mitten used to aid masturbation. often knitted from wool. a posh alternative to the w-nk sock.
available in male and female flavours.
tobias, my mom just found one of my w-nk socks and put her hand inside it!”, “dude, you really need to buy a w-nk mit, they’re washable too
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