Wank Pants
pants worn commando which are easily pushed down to the floor for ideal d-ck access when p-rn opportunity arises
popular item of clothing in middle school and high school as powerul elastic waste band secures b-n-r against chest in jerk stop emergency. for best results b-n-r should cover two inches above belly b-tton when w-nk pants restrained
the instant the front door closed behind his mom he had his w-nk pants completely on the floor crumpled around his ankles, sitting at the computer, p-rn playing, jerking his lubed d-ck, eager to nutt on his chest
b-n-rs that strongly point forward while standing need a belt instead of w-nk pants
pants which are great to easily “rub one out in” . not necessarily inside the pants e.g wearing shorts which give access to your d-ck, or p-ssy , quickly so a w-nk can occur but in times of danger to the w-nk, the d-ck/p-ssy can be quickly hidden away. good examples are baggy short shorts.
dude those pants are horrible!
yea but they make great w-nk pants.
whats that?
you know, pants that you can have a w-nk and hide your d-ck quickly with.
total and utter pr-ck, however can often be a reasonable person when they are with you on their own. often thinks they are better looking than they are, and acts like they are way out of your league, when in reality it is the other way around.
oh… thats w-nkpants!
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