Wank towel


a towel primarily used for collecting s-m-n after masturbation.

can also be used as a normal towel, to give you that great salty s-m-n smell.
ross: mam where’s ma w-nk towel

mum: it’s in tha fackin wosh ya fackin c-nt

ross: i need a fackin w-nk

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