Wankadog
a person who w-nks dogs for pleasure. this may be either to benefit the canine or the w-nkee. this is a mutually beneficial arrangement as both parties get relief or enjoyment.
this word has no known entomological basis. rather an amalgam of w-nk and dog. much ingenuity and wit brought the two otherwise unrelated words together to create a doubly whammy insult.
beware that this word is know to cause considerable offense. do not use lightly, there is no reining in its terrible power upon its utterance.
it may just be best never to use this word again!!!! ever!!!!!
little miss ging w-nks the dogs, she is such a w-nkadog.
mr y frequently provides f-ll-t– to his german shepherd says ms x. i think he is one of those w-nkadogs.
i won’t let my children near no w-nkadog, they’re riddled with flees and ticks.
some countries do not allow the w-nking of dogs. but the w-nkadog lobbyist group at westminster are trying to legalize w-nking dogs. equal rights for all!!!
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