wanker

a word used to describe one’s d-ck.
dee-dum has such a large w-nker!

who’s gonna hold the video camera when dee-dum and i get it on with his big w-nker?
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while “to w-nk” means “to m-st-rb-t-“, the term “w-nker” is seldom if ever used in british slang to denote “one who w-nks”. it is quite wrong to infer from somebody’s being a w-nker that they in fact w-nk (and vice versa), but of course, fair to -ssume they do in any case. herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a w-nker, it’s probably true, but only literally.

i suppose it all originates from our repressed victorian s-xualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual w-nker.

most children these days learn the word “w-nker” long before they learn its literal meaning.
you’re such a w-nker.
oh gosh! how did you know?

he lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
what a w-nker!
george w bush.
w-nkers can’t be trusted with their own d-cks let alone anyone elses.
a british term for “one who m-st-rb-t-s”. commonly used as an insult
g-d d-mn that w-nker!
1) a bloke who whacks off alot.
2) a term of endearment…an insult that’s actually a kind of compliment
3) a total insult
1) ryan’s been in the shower for hours! he must be w-nking for britain! i always knew he was a complete w-nker
2) ryan ya w-nker, get your -rs- down to the pub and i’ll buy you a pint
3) tony blair is a f-cking w-nker.
a complete t-ss-r. someone who makes
as little effort as they can possibly
get away with.

in british english that’s what “w-nker”
means – it does not literely mean
a m-st-rb-t-r (though doubt he is one).

just as “he’s a b-gg-r” does not
literally mean he commits sodomy…
“he’s just a w-nker. i told him to clear
up and, two hours later, he was still
just sitting there reading the paper
and picking his nose”
a commonly used australian/british/new zealand word used to describe a f-ckball, jerk, -sshole or jack-ss.
another word for t-ss-r, which is usually reffered to when someone is being a tool or a complete d-ck. the term is usually -sscossiated with one who m-st-rb-t-s regularly. often reffered to as having a w-nk, hence the term w-nker (one who w-nks).
mike:”oi d-ckhead move ya f-ckin car outta the way…ya blockin the traffic ya f-ckin w-nker!”

jack:”yea have a w-nk will ya mate!”
someone that thinks they’re ‘cool’ but in reality is a total kn-b jockey.
a smug, satisfying real english term to call someone you intensely dislike without resorting to the word “c-nt”!
he persisted on calling our game ‘soccer’ when it’s really football. what a w-nker.