wankermobile
a car tarted up by the lesser intelligent of the species in order to mask its actual sh-tness to the outside world.
usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a c-nt kit.
look, w-nkermobile!!!!
loud (sh-t) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! w-nkermobile!!!
a car, either a saxo (usually in the blue colour that is also popular amongst grannies) or a subaru (either of the blue or black variety)
see that w-nker in his w-nker mobile, he looks like a c-ck – bare laughs!
a regular car that has been modified in the attempt to make it look like a sports car. often has windows darkened with black see through sticky back plastic, an exhaust you could put your head in and more often than not has a huge b-ss music system in it that requires a small powerstation to run.
look at that chav in his clio w-nker mobile
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