wankers burn
w-nkers burn is not unlike a chinese burn, it happens when your straight up and down action developes a slight sidewards twist , thus causing surface errosion of the p-n-s , can be treated by using a splint made out of ice lolly sticks and cotton wool dipped in linseed oil and tar , leave on for a couple of weeks and bobs your uncle good as new and ready for the next round, w-nkers burn support groups are available ,
doc wats the cure for w-nkers burn , a fat chick with the pox
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