wankhat
1. a hat one only wears for the occasion of masturbating, usually comical or unusual in nature, e.g. a jesters hat (with bells) or an oversized cowboy hat. however, any hat is acceptable to wear, as long as it is worn only for this purpose.
2. a person highly irritating in nature and low in popularity, who has deserved the indignity of being compared to an object of ill repute, in this case a w-nkhat.
1. sam: “hey new kid, why are you wearing a spinner hubcap on your head?”
new kid: “oh, that’s my w-nkhat. i just finished whacking off while reading ‘pedophile journal weekly’. wow i need to clean up. where’s the shower?”
sam: “that’s well gross. you’re a f-cking freak. don’t ever talk to me again. i hope you f-cking die.”
2. beau: “matt, you are the biggest w-nkhat to ever befoul our fair civilization.”
-everyone points and laughs-
matt: “sob. i’m going to go write some depressing poetry and imitate a mop.”
-matt runs off crying-
-everyone points and laughs-
all: “jeez, what a w-nkhat! hopefully he kills himself!”
one who engages in extreme weeniness.
dude, stop being such a w-nkhat!
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