wankiphany


1. the realisation that you have behaved like a total w-nker.

2. a life changing epiphany during the act of masturbation.
1.

a: “i’ve just realised that my girlfriend may not have appreciated me having s-x with someone else.”

b:” an excellent w-nkiphany my friend.”

2. (during masturbation) “there should be a word for the great ideas that i have whilst pleasuring myself…w-nkiphany?”

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