wankshaft

an exclamation of annoyance or terror. also an insult.
ah sh-t, i can’t find my keys. w-nkshaft!
or
you’re a w-nkshaft. a complete and utter w-nkshaft.
derived from the two words, ‘w-nk’ and ‘shaft’. ‘w-nk’ is a slang word for ‘m-st-rb-t-‘, and ‘shaft’ is the shapoe of the male p-n-s (as opposed to the female one).

‘w-nkshaft’ is an insult, calling someone a ‘w-nker’ and a ‘d-ck’, in one word.
crash is a w-nkshaft.
description of the shaft of a p-n-s i.e. the bit that is rubbed during m-st-rb-t–n. used as an insult likening the victim to the p-n-s.
give me back my wallet w-nk shaft!
a term that indicates something being utterly pointless, like a chocolate teapot, a man who is afraid of spiders or a palestinian p-ssport.

the phrase coming from the idea that the shaft, the length of the male member, is solely being employed for w-nking and not for procreation.

the sin of onan, or onanism, is not now inherent in its use as it is rarely used to describe actual masterbatory practices, but more usually the extrapolation of the term w-nk as a noun.

whilst the term w-nker is usually used in either vitriol or as a term of endearment, the word w-nkshaft always implies digust and disdain.
“hey, isn’t that piers morgan”
“wadda f-cking w-nkshaft”
“how did he even get a job over here?”
“coz he was so useful uncovering war crimes as editor of the mirror they thought they’d put him to good use working out if the hoff = “american’s got talent” – its like algebra or summit”
the principle means of driving a w-nking machine, as related to a w-nkcam, w-nksparkplug, and w-nkignition.
“the w-nkshaft isn’t running properly, it needs a bit of attention” – scantily clad female mechanic
a derogatory term to describe the popular mmrpg game “world of warcraft”

“q: is he going out tonight?
a: nah, he’s playing w-nkshaft again”
this is a small donkey that lives in your fore skin and eats the scrot rot of the end of your t-st-cl-s
“ahhh w-nkshaft please remove your teeth from my tiny little t-st-cl-s” – andy