Wankstibation
w-nkstibation noun
the w-nkstibation is a monotheistic religion, inculding solo, mutual and bdsm branches; founded on the teachings of the messiahs ‘alex haribo’ and master ‘m.c. koi’, is the belive that megan fox is the supreme, omnipotent,
omni-erotic deity. the religion involves the practice of m-st-rb-t–n as the primary mean of worship. the religion promotes being in touch with ones animal instincts and to satisfy basic s-xual urges. to belong to the religion makes you a w-nksibator. w-nkstabators rely on, including but not limited to: p-rnography, hentai and atreyu for guidance in day to day life. religious holidays include: m-st-rb-t–a-thon and w-nk week and m-st-rb-t- (month may) the religion may be based on tantric s-x.
there are several branches of w-nkstibation all united under megan fox.
megan fox is a force of tremdous good, however like most religion there is an evil that comes in the form of the anti-w-nkster – justin beiber. some believe him to be the devil himself, others belive he is just a squeaky voiced teen.
1. the w-nkstibation religion including all of the branches.
2. w-nkstibators’ belief.
3. the state of being a w-nkstibator.
4. a religion founded on the teachings of the messiahs ‘alex haribo’ and master ‘m.c. koi’
examples
tim: you going to the pub later?
w-nksibator: nah i have praying to be doing.
tim: see you in work next week.
w-nksibator: i’m not in next week, it’s w-nk week.
a w-nksibators religion involves worshipping megan fox and accepting inner animal instincts.
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