to ejackulate into someone’s beer without them seeing, and then watching them drink it
i totally w*nktoberfested toms beer last night
- j*zz wiper
one whose job it is to squeegee the c*m streaks off the gl*ss at a peepshow. glenn’s job as a summer student was being a j*zz wiper for $7.50 an hour.
the act of announcing the death of someone (usually a celebrity) , and mourning that person before realizing that the person has been dead for many years! the word is a combination of “mortem” and “amnesia.” i didnt think dave suffered from mortemnesia, but when he told me yesterday how sad he was about the […]
the sweetest girl u will ever meet ,best girlfriend ever and loyal aff all tho she may seem innocent and quiet at first she’s like a f*kin jaguar and will surprise you.she’s hot af and banging body but u don’t want to f*ck with her and her friends and family.she’s chill and loves to have […]
lying about the length of something. ie. length of a p*n*s or unit of measurement. i totally pulled a vargoski and lied about my p*ck*rs length being 14 inches. little did she know it is only two.