to ejackulate into someone’s beer without them seeing, and then watching them drink it
i totally w-nktoberfested toms beer last night
- j*zz wiper
one whose job it is to squeegee the c-m streaks off the gl-ss at a peepshow. glenn’s job as a summer student was being a j-zz wiper for $7.50 an hour.
the act of announcing the death of someone (usually a celebrity) , and mourning that person before realizing that the person has been dead for many years! the word is a combination of “mortem” and “amnesia.” i didnt think dave suffered from mortemnesia, but when he told me yesterday how sad he was about the […]
the sweetest girl u will ever meet ,best girlfriend ever and loyal aff all tho she may seem innocent and quiet at first she’s like a f-kin jaguar and will surprise you.she’s hot af and banging body but u don’t want to f-ck with her and her friends and family.she’s chill and loves to have […]
lying about the length of something. ie. length of a p-n-s or unit of measurement. i totally pulled a vargoski and lied about my p-ck-rs length being 14 inches. little did she know it is only two.
you are cheerful and friendly, but are apt to have an emotional life. you like to have several lines of effort going at once. you are a good talker and promoter and seldom worry over anything. at times, you can be impatient, and impulsive. you have the ability to bring an idea to completion. you […]