Wanky

w-nky (wah-aye-enn-key): adj. word used to describe moments of great s-xual attraction and s-xual tension.

used by the one and only santana lopez.
that brittany, she is so w-nky
indulgent, pretentious, simultaneously showy and useless.
“that 8-minute guitar solo was incomparably w-nky”
masturbatory, typically describes boring music, like 3 minute guitar solos. see also w-nkish.
“i can’t listen to a lot of metal, it has too many w-nky solos. i don’t give a sh-t how many hours a day you practice.”
means something useless, boring, stupid or pointless
this topic is so w-nky
anything used to collect s-m-n after masterbatory -j-c-l-t–n. such as towels, kleenex, old socks etc.
“i cleaned my room the other day, man there were a lot of w-nkies under my bed.”
when something (usually technological) acts in a finicky or inconsistently operable fashion.
“my internet usually runs smooth but today it’s been acting a little w-nky.”

“i’d give you a ride but i don’t know if my car is going start. it’s been a bit w-nky lately.”
the proprietory brand of paper handerchiefs found under the bed of a w-nker ready for any nocturnal emissions to avoid the need to zoffle. individually wrapped in packets of 3 (weekend w-nkies) 7 (weekly w-nkies) and 25 (cant get a girlfriend w-nkies). w-nkies are normally bought by men with extremely well developed biceps, poor eyesight and an unhealthy interest in librarys. nb please note the health warning on the w-nkies packet emphasising the need to dispose of used w-nkies before the splooge genetically mutates and engulfs an area the size of new mexico
” i can’t wait for the weekend, i’ve got my bongomags, a tub of vaseline and enough w-nkies to clog up the potomac river”

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