Wankypeas


a dish of green peas which someone has, with or without permission, -j-c-l-t-d onto. this most commonly occurs with mushy peas or pea soup, as the s-m-n can be stirred in so the person eating the dish is unaware of the hidden -j-c-l-t-.

while this is generally a cruel and unhygienic practical joke, the eater often develops a taste and, later, even cravings for w-nkypeas. this can be troublesome for single women who then have to source extra s-m-n to season their pea dishes.

it is considered a delicacy in venice.
“don’t you think this pea soup tastes funny?”

“yeah, when you went to the toilet, i sp-nked in it. enjoy your w-nkypeas, loser!”

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