wannabe dyke
a girl who is too unattractive to gain male attention without being a total sl-t, and so acts as though she is attracted to other girls so as to appear hot to men. she will go through a number of girl friends and have s-x with/make out with other women in front of men, until they find a man who is attracted to them solely because of their perceived s-xuality. once the weak-minded male is completely seduced, they will suddenly change their s-xual orientation to be with the man. the man, being an egotistical dumbf-ck, will believe that he is so amazing that he was able to completely change her s-xuality, all while being completely oblivious to the fact that he was manipulated by the “wannabe dyk-” wh-r-.
if the wannabe dyk- is caught in her charade, she will claim that she is a bis-xual.
girl: wait? you dated that sk-nk? i thought she was a lesbian!
guy: nope, turns out she was just a wannabe dyk-.
girl: you might want to be tested for aids.
a woman who can’t make up her mind if she is a lesbian or not. frequent “changing of teams”, and ugly clothing are usually signs of this affliction.
my wannabe dyk- neighbor dumped her “girlfriend” yesterday and now she hooked up with a dude again because he makes more money.
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