wannabe townie


a person who openly wishes to be a townie, but for one reason or another, does not fall into the townie category.
“look at the townies over there.”
“nah, they’re wannabe townies.”
the only thing worse than a townie! they somehow manage to have a lower iq than a regular chav and they have a fake att-tude problem and think they are funny but infact they are just r-t-rds! they are hated by everyone including their heros “townies”
wt: respect
townie: f-ck up of you wannabe

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