Wapple


the act of one-upping somebody.
oh man, you had a good story but brenden totally wappled you.
the short walk to the food court to buy an apple.
oh man, look at the time. i can’t believe i’ve been sitting at my desk all day. time to go for my wapple break. maybe i’ll take basto with me.

“a wapple a day keeps the doctor away”.
a common nickname for apple computers used by whiny, spoonfed mac fascists.
shut up and get back to your wapple.

my pc just crashed, but i’ll take my crashing pc over your pos wapple any day.
a person who eats anything that comes out of his or her body.
logan: i eat every thing that comes out of my body.
torey: you are such a wapple.

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