an extremely large human mouth with breath that smells like explosives, teeth so jagged a hummer couldn’t make it thru, and enough metal to build a re-enforced grenade launcher.
her war pocket made my manhood go from top of the line tube steak to shredded beef.
when a native american and a israeli jew procreate, the fetus would be considered a wha-jű she is carrying a baby wha-jű in her belly.
the slang term for someone that is s*xually attracted to bread “jessica, get that bread loaf out of your v*g*n*!” exclaimed barbara. “i can’t help that i’m a wheatie, barbara.” replied jessica.
- winky kissy face
she wants you to send her nudes ????????????winky kissy face
when someone has an *rg*sm out of sheer excitement over anything harry potter related. “today i saw a picture of the new harry potter theme park and had the biggest wizardgasm ever.”