wario
the underrated, cool, handsome, bad guy. the opposite of mario, yet they still seem to be the hip guys between the kids. i mean come on, man, have you seen the video game charts lately? they rule that chart.
wario is as good of a character as mario.
n.) the insanely rich cousin to mario from “the super mario bros.” by nintendo. he looks like a demented mario, but has a more kick-ss att-tude.
wario shall crush you all!
greedy and rich cousin of mario. made many apearances, and even has own gamecube game. not mario’s evil twin, cause mario was a bully to wario as kids
“wario is my evil twin.(lie)”
the once friend of mario. is the best character to be in mario party. needs to be held up in higher reguard.
wario is the best nintendo character.
mario’s rival. loves his $$$!
i’m a a-wario! i’m a goin’ a kick ur -ss-sa!
god.
better than money,
better than s-x,
the yellow italian plumber-form of god.
i iz wario ima gonna win a
(n.) slang for potent marijuana; named for the nintendo character who was allegedly transformed by drugs from an average plumbing school drop-out to a wealthy evil genius and womanizer.
i’m bored. lets go smoke some wario and watch cartoons.
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