Warp Speed Shit


the act of taking a sh-t so difficult that your vision starts to fade and you see stars much like the effect in star trek when the ship goes into warp speed. if you exceed a warp factor of ten that means your intestines just came out of your -n-s.
picard: where were you? you’ve been in the can for over an hour?

riker: i had a warp speed sh-t.

picard: oh what factor?

riker: ten…excuse me i have to go see the doctor now.

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