washed


when you with the squad and boozing heavy before you head out so you can remain toxic for the entire night without having to buy no drinks. drinking on that heavy so that you save money.
friend || “yo how was that club last night”

you || “man, i got so washed i was still drunk when i got home.”
what one feels the day after getting completely stoned. one feels tired, lazy, and even the slightest movement requires immense effort due to the amount of tiredness. some feel recurrences of their high when they’re washed.
“dude, i cant go to her house, im waay too washed.”
-adjective
a term used to describe a general feeling of exhaust, tiredness and lack of motivation. for example, after a long day at work, one may experience the feeling of being washed.

it is often used to describe a feeling obtained after smoking marijuana or day-drinking.
sarah: yo chelsea, you down to go out and get wasted tonight?

chelsea: maybe another night, i’m super washed today.
right after you smoke chewy blunts with a panda, then you p-ss out on his chest
hey mr. panda im washed as f-ck
so f-cking high you are pretty much dead. usually comes at the end of the high and results in sleep
no man, im too washed. i got to go home.
when a well loved and staple character is killed in a tv show or movie seemingly at random. term is derived from the death of hoban “wash” washburne in the firefly movie serenity.
tom: did you see what happened to agent coulson in the avengers movie?

harry: yeah, it was so sad. he totally got washed.
to get beat up by any one male or female
( to have ah fight & lose. )
whit: yo
ty: yea
whit: tell me why this girl was paping
mad shh.
ty: ya fought ?
whit: h-ll yea. & da bish got washed.
ty: she must cant fight
whit: she was crying
ty: lmaoo !

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