Washtub Bass


an oft-undervalued instrument. those who play or admire the washtub b-ss realized that its inexpensive construction and simplicity sometimes distract idiots from the rich variety of notes and tones one can achieve when playing a washtub b-ss. if one wants to add more dancibility to their band’s music, they need to get a washtub b-ssist, who will most likely have wicked arm muscles. also know as a gutbucket.
guy 1: “man, that chick is hot.”
guy 2: “aw dude, that’s rachel. don’t mess with her, she’s a washtub b-ssist.”
guy 1: “thanks bro. close call. she could deck my -ss.”

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