waste o’ face
a person who has an attractive face but everything else about their appearance is not appealing.
“d-mn did you see that fat b-tch?”
“ya, she probably weighs 1000 lbs”
“true but she had a pretty face”
“ya, but she’s a f-cking waste o’ face!”
note: a waste o’ face is only good for head
before you creep on a girl you find on mysp-ce/facebook, check to see if all her pics are head shots…if so… you might be dealing with a waste o’ face.
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