Wasted Dick


the condition of a male waking up in the morning with the perfect ability to have s-x (having a good erection), but his partner has already awoken and dressed or left for work, thus leaving him s-xually stranded.
john, in a mid-morning phone call to his girlfriend, suzie: i was disappointed that you left early for work this morning, because when i woke up, i had a perfect erection for love making. i guess it’s just another episode of “wasted d-ck”.

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