Wasted orgasm


a wasted -rg-sm is when you jack off and come but don’t feel an -rg-sm, due to trying to prolong the pre–rg-sm pleasure for too long. usually leaving the victim with a sense of failure and frustration.
frat bro 1: dude last night i was jacking off and i came and felt nothing, totally f-cked up my night.

frat bro 2: oh yeah dude i think that’s called a wasted -rg-sm, i get those all the time when i think about my grandma.

frat bro 1: ….what the f-ck dude?

frat bro 2: wait what….?
mostly with women. where the body goes through the processes of an -rg-sm but it is not felt, due to stopping masturbation or s-x too soon.
i was cl-t rubbing and was so close but then my mum knocked at the door. total wasted -rg-sm.

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