Wasteman


somebody who is not doing much with their life and through their own fault, not achieved anything.
max is 46, his parents sold their home to pay for him to go to college, he dropped out of college after the first year. after going from job to job having a problem with every boss, he decided to claim welfare. his benefits arent enough to feed his crystal meth addiction so he steals what little money his parents have left when he goes to visit them. max used to have friends but he fell out with them as they kept calling him a wasteman
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insult – someone who does nothin with their life (or nothing much)
eg jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- jimmy iz a wasteman.
“you wasteman!!”

“jamals a wasteman”

“shut up u wasteman”
someone who does nothing with their life, most of the time a drunken f-ck up, sitting on couches in the alleyways of the london streets i.e. that breh in the ‘ave sum of dat’ video by dpm recordings ft. shizzle, napper and bruza. f-cking ill tune!
“youuuuuuuuuuuu wasteman!!”

person 1 -“blud, look at dat geezer! hes living off booze, i bet u he hasn’t got a home”
person 2 -“too right blud. he’s a wasteman”
waste of time, waste of sp-ce
(in an argument)
“shut up you waste man.”
a boy that is worthless and has no reason to be living, can also be very stupid and selfcentered.
wasteman: me and shanice were mashing all weekend it was sik man.
1 month later
normal man: you know shanice is pregnant ryt…
wasteman: wtf dat aint got nuffing to do wid me man she cud have been mashing pure manz behind ma bak da weekend we were together.
normal man: but you were wid her the whole weekend.
wasteman: bun dat it aint ma kid and even if it is i aint gonna be the one raising it, if ma dad cud jus leave so can i.

if you go down to areas such as brixton you will find alot of bois that could be cl-ssified as a wasteman.
a boi or a man who is a complate d-ck head. he is involved in pointless activities and go on as if he is good when he is not!!. you dont even want to be near them
get the f-ck away from me you waste man
a total waste of time and sp-ce , not worth anything …
leighton your a f-cking waste man
a watse man (wasteman) is a perosn who has become socially intolerable towrads his peers and has become as the name suggests a “waste”. females taking on a waste mans characteristics are usally known as waste gash.

waste men are given this t-tle for various things e.g. steeling from close company,talking about people behind there back’s,trying to move towrads a alredy partnered female etc. the list goes on. (some times people refer to them simply as waste pr-nounced “wayse” when being short)

the only thing to remember is to never find youself being called one as they usally have no real friends and end up getting jumped or beat up or worse
“daniel your a waste man for trying to take ma girl”

“blood your watse” (wayse)

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