wastevestment
a portmanteau of “wasted investment”. applies to either an investment with no yield or an investment made while wasted (i.e. intoxicated). the latter tends to result in the former.
i came home hammered last night and made the biggest wastevestment in blackberry stock. i black in this morning and found that the stock’s already down 3 points!
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