Water Panda
n. an asian creature closely related to the great panda. it’s natural habitat is the br–ststroke or im set. it is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like “what is love”. the population of water pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble “getting any”.
—have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very c-cky sometimes. —
“o sh-t, the water panda just went a 2:03”
“sh-t man, he’s gonna be bragging about that for weeks”
n. an asian creature closely related to the great panda. it’s natural habitat is the br–ststroke or im set. it is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like “what is love”. the population of water pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble “getting any”.
—have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very c-cky sometimes. —
“o sh-t, the water panda just went a 2:03”
“sh-t man, he’s gonna be bragging about that for weeks”
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