Water Retaining Sea Cow


a robustly large female who retains everything, not just water, i mean everything! a close relative to the sea donkey and the wombat, the water retaining sea cow moves with a shuffling gait, ambling along to her destination.
“i was walking down the road when this water retaining sea cow cut in front of me at the donut hut!”
a small animal that is irritating and offensive, coming forth from my girlfreinds mouth like a thousand spikes from a tomb raider trap.
ha ha you water retaining sea cow im so funny

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