Water-wipe


verb:

when, preferably before taking a shower, you are sitting on the toilet and have to take a cr-p. when said cr-p is completed, one will totally skip the art of wiping such -n-s where said cr-p came out of and, instead, will simply turn the shower on, walk inside of it and bend over.

once bent over the person will spread there cheeks and have the water hit directly on it, washing away said cr-p quickly and cleanly (sort of).
person 1 “hey man, yesterday i took a cr-p that had one of those infinite f-cking sh-t stains going on””

person 2 “d-mn, i hate those. how did you get it off?”

person 1 “just yelled ‘i’m tired of this sh-t!’ and stood up, marched to the shower turned it on and water-wiped that piece of cr-p.”

person 2 “… dude, that’s disgusting.”

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