Waterbedding
when you are f-cking a fat girl from behind, and as your pelvis smacks against her -ss, ripples extend all the way up her back much in the fashion that a waterbed ripples end-to-end when you only step on one side.
1: did you see that girl i was grinding with at the club last night?
2: yeah, but she was kinda fat, dude.
1: i was just gonna say, i could feel some waterbedding just when we were dancing so i bet it would be out of control if i took her home.
2: so what did you do instead?
1: …..itookherhome , d: d: d:
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