Watergate

1. the name of a (ugly) hotel in washington, dc.
2. used to refer to the events following the discovery of the break in of the democratic headquarters in the watergate hotel complex by operatives of the white house that lead to the resignation of president nixon.
3. used to refer to a political scandal.
1. i’m staying at the watergate.
2. after watergate, people lost trust in the goverment.
3. clinton had another watergate on his hands with the lewenski scandal.
v., transitive

taping over a door latch to prevent the door from locking. this verb is named in honor of the watergate scandal, where this behavior was exhibited.
who watergated the doors?
n. the granddaddy of the modern political scandal. also used to refer to scandals similar to watergate. for the press to compare a scandal to watergate, the following conditions must be met:
1) it must be of national importance.
2) it must involve the executive branch in some way.
3) someone outside the media must refer to it as
“a new watergate” or, “the next watergate”.
4) should increase angry rants against the
people involved by at least 20%.
if a scandal meets three of these conditions, it may be be given the suffix -gate but the word watergate must remain out of the article. if it meets two of these conditions, it may be given its own name, such as “iran-contra affair”. if it meets only one of these conditions, it is refered to as “standard political procedure”.
watergate is what caused people to lose trust in the government.

the scandal surrounding valerie plame may be the next watergate (but now we can only refer to it as plamegate).
the most infamous political scandal in us history that resulted in the resignation of president richard nixon and his vp spiro agnew in 1974. it centered around a burglery at the watergate hotel in washington by the president’s operatives to dig up information on his political enemies. the scandal later used a political enemies h-t list, firings in the executive branch, wiretapping, threats, the irs, and intimidation directed toward nixon’s enemies. during nixon’s endictment he refused to surrender tapes to the fbi that he knew would have resulted in his prosecution. once nixon knew there were enough votes in the house to impeach him and enough in the senate to convict him, he resigned in disgrace–the only president to do so. a few months afterward, the new president gerald ford gave him a total pardon, allowing him to keep retain his law license. for the rest of his life he continued to deny any involvement in the scandal–at least directly.
watergate was one of the saddest chapters in american politics in the 20th century. if it weren’t for the watergate scandal, nixon would go down in history as being a very good president or average at worst.
a method of smoking tobacco where you pretty much make a gravity bong piece. however, instead of cutting off the whole bottom on the bottle, you just cut one small hole that you can plug with your finger.
yo man how do i even use a water gate?

dude are you serious? put your finger over the hole, fill it up with water, put the cap on with the tobacco in the bowl, light it, and take your finger off the hole. but do it over my sink! you think i want my d-mn floor all wet?!
verb: the act of breaking through a woman’s hymen, preferably with fingers or a p-n-s.
ex. bryan watergates women, everytime.
any incredibly long, boring and mystifying process; something bad, tedious and of interest only to fools. a show put on for the public to convince them that the government is accountable and journalists have teeth. a settling of scores between rival corrupt elements of the elite. also now used for any case of corruption, eg, zipper-gate, monica-gate, etc. surely there should be a gates-gate involving bill gates – we just have to hope for that.
woodward and bernstein preen themselves that they brought down nixon over watergate, as if that would be allowed to happen! nixon was obviously doomed for some reason we are not told about.

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