Waterman
the only true waterman on this earth can do almost all water activities in the ocean and flat water.
ross schwartz is a waterman
a person fully in-tune with the ocean. enjoying all aspects of it and what it has to offer.
dave plossel thinks hes such a waterman but in reality all he does is sit around on spearboard, a true water man would be enjoying the ocean like tailsurfer
a guy who is really at ease with all water activites. he is “the man” when it comes to windsurfing, waterskiing, wakeboarding, sailing, jetskiing, parasailing. he is also a very capable skuba diver and sea kayaker. usually exudes an air of arrogance and can be thought of as being a complete kn-b. but still he is the king when it comes to water activities.(isn’t totally opposed to golden showers)
chuck: hey woody, is that bj ripping up that fat wake on his killer new board?
woody: sure is compadre, he’s a real “waterman”
an intoxicating substance easily slipped into the drink of the opposite gender during camping trips, comicons, or chuck norris sponsored martial arts bouts.
“well, timmy, if yer too much of a schmuck to ask her out why not just slip a waterman into her diet cola while she has her back turned playing skeeball?” slurred my drunken uncle lester.
a guy who is really at ease with all water activites. he is “the man” when it comes to windsurfing, waterskiing, wakeboarding, sailing, jetskiing, parasailing. he is also a very capable skuba diver and sea kayaker. usually exudes an air of arrogance and can be thought of as being a complete kn-b. but still he is the king when it comes to water activities.(isn’t totally opposed to golden showers)
chuck: hey woody, is that bj ripping up that fat wake on his killer new board?
woody: sure is compadre, he’s a real “waterman”
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