watermelon shit
a type of sh-t that feels as if you’re p-ssing a boulder. it takes a minimum of a half hour for it to come out, and it usually requires you to stretch out your -sshole like g–ts- and/or shake it out.
person 1: dude, you’ve been in the bathroom for an hour now.
person 2: i’m taking a watermelon sh-t; that white castle didn’t agree with me.
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