Watermelon Squeeze


sheer h-ll that is constipation. the effort to p-ss a t-rd that is so difficult it’s akin to -n-l birthing a ten pound watermelon.
stan had to sh-t so bad but soon after coping a squat he soon found himself in a watermelon squeeze.

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