Waxophonist
beautician specialising in the violent removal of body hair, causing the person having the hair remove to make involutary screaming and howling noises that could be used in modern symphonies or just sampled for gangsta rap….
i’m going to make you scream more than your waxophonist ever did.
sorry, can’t make a date today, i have an appointment with my waxophonist.
her legs were so hairy i reckon her waxophonist had gone bust…..
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