Waynesboro

historic land of h-m-s-xuality in pennsylvania. it was founded in 1769 by d-ck burns along with his male companion. people typically like to frolic through soybean fields in the nude. a girl by the name of anna once roller bladed in the high school and dropped her junk everywhere, then she got a s-x change. the end.
i went on vacation to waynesboro and my b-tthole still burns 3 months later.
a city in central virginia where, if you managed to become stranded in this city by accident while on a road trip, you would rather choose death than to remain another hour there.
the citizens of waynesboro are always angry because they’re forced to remain in waynesboro.
a small town in pa where everyone either says, “crick” or, “ignernt”. where the mcdonalds is always full of little gangster wannabe’s riding around on their bicycles or old people having breakfast. where everyone’s parents are divorced and everyone rents a house.
waynesboro is a saddddd town.
although it has been defined by friends of mine already, i will explain it furthermore since i have lived here all my short life.
it is a place where everyone loves to hang out at mcdonalds, rutters, the skating rink, and the local ymca. almost everyone here is either a complete hick, a wanna-be gangsta’, or they wanna get the h-ll outta here.
although most people hate the d-mn place, it is a great place to find people that are just rude wanna be rednecks. they are a disgrace to real rednecks.
altogether though, waynesboro is also the best place to find great friends among the weirdies.
danggg waynesboro is a wicky wicky wack town.
a small town in south central pennsylvania that is awesome. we say things like “crick” and “wurter”. kids here throw parties, drink profusely, have s-x, and smoke pot. this is a good place and one should feel blessed if they ever get to visit. only people who are boring and unimaginative don’t like living there.
“man we can’t help that we party so hard. we’re from waynesboro!”
a small town in pennsylvania complete with a bunch of hicks, f-ck sticks, f-gs, wannabes, people who sit at home all day and do nothing, and arrogant parents and grandparents who think they are the sh-t because they make $30,000 a year.

if you live in waynesboro, pa you are usually either very happy or very sad. there is really no one who is complacent.

suck my d-ck.
-“sup, bro?”
“nothin’ much”
-“how is waynesboro?”
“it f-cking sucks”
small town 20 min south of augusta where you are white trailer trash redneck, white preppy rich farmer, doctor, or lawyers kid. oh wait you also have those kids that are rich from their daddys owning a store b/c there is no compet-tion. all the black people live in the projects, hood, or ghetto. everyone is a pothead. the sheriff even helps bring it in to the town which keeps the blacks under control considering the town is about 70% black and illiterate.
waynesboro