We Believe You, Captain America
a deadpan, snarky response to an unbelievable series of events that is related to you by a friend or co-worker. taken from the cl-ssic lee/kirby issue of the avengers where captain america is found in the arctic, having been frozen in a block of ice since the end of world war ii.
after he is thawed out, cap relates the following tale: “by some fantastic stroke of fate, i must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought i was a supernatural object. then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must’ve prevented me from aging.”
the rational response to all that malarky? “we believe you, captain america.”
frantic guy: i’m sorry i’m late! i was riding my bike here & nearly got hit by a plane making an emergency landing! i freaked out & slammed into a fire hydrant, flying over the handlebars and right into the arms a visiting sumo wrestler!
you: we believe you, captain america.
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