weapons of ass destruction
a diarrhea session that makes you bite your lip, roll your eyes up, howl in pain, and inwardly pray for mercy and light as your -n-s and r-ct-m is destroyed by lethally hot liquid sh-t that feels like it’s filled with razors. usually to be had after a curry or eating at taco bell.
oh my god!!!! my -n-s is bleeding! aaaaaaaargh!
a fart of such magnitude that when released every living thing within a very large area is vaporized.
harry used his weapon of -ss destruction to lay the town to waste.
what people get after eating at taco bell
after i ate a burrito from taco bell and released a weapon of -ss destruction, everyone in the room was left unconscious.
1)anything natural or otherwise painfully inserted into the r-ct-m during s-x.
2) anything used to kill donkeys.
.. she them pulled out a 12″ d-ld- and used it as a weapon of -ss distruction.
what u have to do is go to ur family doctor and get perscribed to urself v–gr-. take the v–gr- so u have a raging b-n-r for up to 4 hours. then get numerous paint cans, all different colors. then paint ur p-n-s to resemble a nuclear missile. hide in a closet near a bathroom when a female (or male , whatever u gay dudes want) is takin a shower and prepare urself. when she walks out sneak behind her and ram ur gigantic artifical w-ng and shove it her -ss unexpectedly. while completely this yell “baaammmmmmmm!!!” just like a nuke.
“im going to use my weapons of -ss destruction.”
a really big d-ld-/b-tt plug
ow that d-ld- really ripped my -rs- hole apart
a sh-tting game invented by -n-l balzer and h – bone where points are awarded based on various aspects of the sh-t.
this weekend i’m going to partake in a round of weapons of -ss destruction.
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