Weaver


when you’re searching for a parking spot and you find someone walking to their car. you follow them, however they trick you by weaving through cars and somehow end up on the other side of the parking lot.
you: “hey i think i see someone going to their car!”
friend: “sweet, let’s follow them.”
you and friend: “man! he’s on the other side; what a weaver!”
to give or recieve oral s-x with listerine strips.
i got my weaver on last night.

that weaver is the sh-t!
in northeast ohio, a derogatory name for a mentally r-t-rded person. there’s a school and workshop for the r-t-rded called weaver school… that’s where the name came from.
stop acting like a weaver.
1.) (v) to puke or to hurl exclusively from intoxication, usually because you’re a p-ssy. not to be confused with vomiting -ssociated with an illness.
ex1. im f-cking sauce bodyd i think im bout to weaver.

ex2. after just two hits of some of that nasty nasty, the b-tch weaverd all over the backseat.

preston: “did you jus weaver?”

corey: “na man” (lie)

preston: “p-ssy.”
a person who drives back and forth, goes side to side, zig zags, on highway lanes, like a f-ckin maniac, presumably to p-ss.
hey sue, checkout the weaver in the rearview mirror. he is coming up on you, now he switched lanes, and now he p-ssing you on the right. he is zig zagging up and down the highway like a efnn maniac.
a woman with pubic hair that is long enough to weave
i love banging weavers
noun- someone who tries to be slick in every situation; someone who lies about everything
“have you heard about the new weaver in cl-ss?”

“he’s trying to weave his way out of that problem.”

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