Web-Slinging


when a man -j-c-l-t-s into his hand and then proceeds to “sling” the seminal fluid at a girl’s face in a manner much like the amazing spider-man.
“this girl won’t swallow, so i have to resort to web-slinging her instead.”
male, meaning to m-st-rb-t- and ejeculate
what are you doing in their little jimmy?
webslinging mum, go away/
a s-xual act; the act of -j-c-l-t–n through self-flagellation onto one’s own hand, tossing the -j-c-l-t- into the face of a s-xual partner with a swift, comical motion.
seamus’ girl brooke had the pink eye for a solid week, and everyone knew it was because of his webslinging fetish.
fingering two girls at once.
i went to the bathroom with jesse and chloe and i started to go webslinging them.

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