WEB

the web is a drinking game played by the most american of americans (the americanists.) the beautiful game traces its humble beginnings to spokane, wa and gonzaga university. to play the web coffee cups need to be set up on a quarter friendly table and after the ceremonial web chant, the action begins. the chant must be of a sufficient nature to scare little children. each player attempts to bounce their quarter in a cup. if the quarter lands in the cup on the first attempt, the player may p-ss in either direction. the goal is to lap an inferior quarter bouncer. upon lapping them, they have been officially webbed. if the person on the other side of the inferior quarter bouncer make it on the first try they can web the person again. the game is traditionally played with three cups but depending on the number of players 3 is not uncommon. further, 4 and 5 cup games have been attempted with mixed success. the individual being webbed, must drink out or puke out. this rule is strictly enforced and any web game that doesn’t observe this rule is no web at all. the web usually results in crunkness. the importance of patriotism and s-xism cannot be underemphasized in the web, for it is the game where boys become men. it is a true battlefield for only the most glorious of warriors. many strong men have blindly partaken in the web. their lives have been changed indefinitely.
the web is the greatest game ever.
i webbed you.
you have been webbed.
noun: weberee
adjective: webtastic
verb: webbing
a type of footwear, most commonly trainers
mate, i just bought a new pair of webs from the market
when a persons pubic hair becomes less co-rs- and hairy and goes grey.
person a: so how was your grandmas place?
person b: oh it was terrible, i walked in on her naked in the bathroom and i saw her web!
imaginary item over a female or males genitals if it has been along time since they had s-x. it’s like a cob web over a unused doorway.
“kim, how is your s-x life?”
“been a few months for me.”

you must be covered with webs, i’ll have to clean them off you!”
whatever b-tch. or can be used in a nice way as whatever buddy.
she told me to leave and i was like, “w.e.b.!”
weall runnon word to describe an action which includes our group.
possessive form of y’all.
we’b gettin cold in here
weall’s cold in here
why even bother?
when its useless to try and would be a waste of time
poster 1: i love this girl
poster 2: this girl will just reject you… its a waste of time
poster 1: yeah, web, i’m just too pathetic for her

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