webtan


n. ghostly pallor acquired through long hours spent in front of a computer. telltale sign of net (ie internet) addiction.
(worker 1): yo dude, how was the labor day weekend?
(worker 2): seriously intense. fun, sun, and watersports.
(worker 1): word. i surfed the entire internet.
(worker 2): yes you are sporting a serious webtan.

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