Wedge potato


1) one who penetrated a potato by (wedging) a hole into the side of it creating the ultimate lube less s-x toy for male masturbation.

this is done by getting a large potato and carving a hole (this can also be known as wedging) a hole to a similar size and diameter to your p-n-s and then using the potato to pleasure your self. this can also give a whole new meaning to ‘hot potato’.
person 1: look at the t-ts on that…
person 2: they are so perfect i’m going to wedge potato to that later

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