wedgie crapper
you get forcefully put into a wedgie until you cr-p in your wedgie from being held so long. often takes place during a hanging wedgie when you get left hanging by your undies.
i was at my friend’s sleepover party for his 14 birhday. his parents were on a business trip for the weekend and we were left alone. after dinner one of my friends shouted “wedgie wars”. someone tackled me and i felt my underwear being pulled up my -ss. they hung me on a hook behind the door and duct taped my hands behind my back and my legs together. they took off my shirt and gave me a purple nurple. it hurt like h-ll. i tried to escape but couldn’t and had to cr-p badly. it oozed out around my underwear and it started to stink like sh-t. they finally couldn’t stand the smell and let me go after giving me a swirly. the worst wedgie cr-pper ever.
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