Weed Monger


one who does not know when to stop smoking after getting high.
guy1: lets go get another blunt!
guy2: are you serious? we are already stoned! you’re such a weed monger.
one who sells and/or consumes extremely large amounts of cannabis

derived from the term ‘wh-r-monger’
joe: great scott! mike sells three kilos in a week, and smokes even more in that time! how stoned he must be!

steve: indeed, he is quite the weedmonger, if i do say so myself.

Read Also:

  • Weed on the Rocks

    the practice of sprinkling marijuana over a bowl of crack, and then smoking it. the marijuana often covers the crack from view to lead unsuspecting tokers into their first rock hit. randy: man, i’m high as sh-t! what kind of crazy weed is this? dandy: that aint the weed, it’s the crack! you’re smoking weed […]

  • Weed Willy

    when somone wets their finger like a regular wet w-lly but dips it in some busted up weed and sticks it in someones ear while screaming “weed w-lly!”, leading to little bits of weed inside their ear and them getting mad about it more so than a regular wet w-lly. weed w-lly!!! f-ck i hate […]

  • weeker majeeker

    adjective meaning f-ckin cl-ss! usually used by those known as spides f-ck me mucker those fila shoes are weeker majeeker!

  • weenii

    plural for weenis. the skin on the end of your left and right elbows. i am just chillin’ on my weenii.

  • weeuu

    weeuu is a phrase used when something good happens. “hey, aaron!” “yeh?” “i won the lottery!” “now that’s weeuu!”


Disclaimer: Weed Monger definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.