Weed Wacker
one who jacks it while high on marijuana
the babysitter weed wacker for us
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weed wacker: when a male’s erected p-n-s continuously slaps a woman on her knees across the face during s-x.
the male with his erected p-n-s will rotate his hips to the left and right at a constant motion slapping the woman across the face.
man: oh baby, ready for the weed wacker?!
the girlfriend: yay! i’ve been waiting a long time for this!
bill: ow… my p-n-s hurts from the weed wacker…
jim: what did you do?
bill: don’t worry about it.
someone who smokes marijuana and m-st-rb-t-s, often at the same time.
scott: today i met this guy in rehab. he told me about that he’s addicted to pot and jacking off.
eli: oh, so he’s a weed wacker?
one who chronically m-st-rb-t-s while high on marijuana.
don is such a weed wacker! all he ever does is smoke weed and m-st-rb-t-!
one who m-st-rb-t-s like a ferocious lioness after they smoke weed.
dealer: “this sh-t will get you just high enough to have the energy to be a weedwacker, man.”
lioness: “grawr!!”
yes you guessed it! a weedwacker is a stoner or a user of weed.
i work out with brice, even though i know he hangs with the weedwackers.
someone who m-st-rb-t-s while on marijuana
“man i was a weedwacker last night”
its a guy or girl that smokes weed and gets high, the m-st-rb-t-s.
yo dude.
what??
i got so f-cking stoned last night.
oh yeah?
yeah yo. i got h-rny then i beat the meat.
nice yo (:
its called weed wacking in other words imma weed wacker!
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