Weed Waster

someone who wastes weed by not smokin it right and it gets everyone p-ssed off, someone who smokes your weed and doesnt get high and is a f-ggot
that f-g is a weed waster i mean i bet hes never been high and barely inhales
a term used for a smoking device which is poorly designed and/or clogged(usually, but not always wood, as in, woody weed waster), causing most of the marijuana to be burned away with little smoke entering the lungs of the smoker.
hey man, get some papers, i don’t want to smoke out of that weed waster…we won’t get high.
a new weed smoker, who is overly anxious to roll a blunt without proper experience.

blunt rolling is an art. it must be excuted with skill and precision, which can only come from a combination of practice and natural born talent.

if a blunt is too tight, the weed will burn quickly with only a limited amount of smoke being able to p-ss through.
if a blunt is too loose, it will burn too fast and fall apart. the former and latter both wasting weed.

a perfect blunt allows for a nice, strong hit, without burning too much bud at once, and without falling apart while the puff-puff-p-ss, takes place.

weed wasting also applies to improper packing of bowls and slides. yet again, it can’t be too tight or too loose.

cheap gl-ss pieces also may be called weed wasters.

helpful hint: if you can’t roll, let a buddy help you out and save practicing for home. there’s no shame in making sure your weed yields its maximum potential.
“hey dude i’ll go in half with you on a blunt.”
“straight, but i’m rolling.”
“awh man i really wanted to do it. i’ve gotten better since last time, just let me show you.”
“the f-ck you will, not with my bud. we don’t allow weed wasters in this house.”

d-mn, robert is such a weed waster. don’t let him pack that sh-t next time.