Weedlight Saving Time
when you set your clock forward one hour at 3:20 so you can have an excuse to smoke the last of your pot and then an hour later you can tell someone else it’s 4:20 and you have none “you’ll hit them back next time”. :]
“hey man you said you only had a blunt of that left but now you’re telling me you got high all day long yesterday.. what the funk!?!?” -steve
“hey man yesterday was weedlight saving time.. get off a hobos back, ya heard.” -other steve
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- Weednius
someone who actually is smarter high than when not, or at least smarter than anyone else in that room. alex (stoned): dude, uh what were we trying to think of? chuck (stoned): add weednius to urban dictionary. alex (stoned): man, your weednius is glowing tie-dye right now.
- weed salad
when several friends are all adding a bit of their weed to the bowl and they all have differing weed, much like the differing ingredients in a garden salad. friend: “we’ve got a weed salad here! there’s some indoor, some outdoor, a bit of headies, it’s all good!”
- weiner pill
the magic pill that will make a limp weiner hard. today is my anniversary. i better take a couple weiner pills..!
- Fleching Milkshake
when someone is having -j-c-l-t- sucked from there -n-s they break wind at the same time frothing up the -j-c-l-t- into a milkshake like substance. i was fleching some girl last night when she farted, i love a fleching milkshake.
- fleching
eating -j-c-l-t- from someones -n-s man, i was fleching that girl.